Would you fall apart if the last person you kissed dropped from your life?
Although I don’t drink, I think I’d actually have cause to pop the cork on a Dom Perrignon
Whose bed were you on last, not counting your own?
Some hotel
When was the last time you changed in front of someone?
Last week, in the locker room, after a little forensic “garbology.” Ewww....
What're your plans for the night?
Back to work
Do you remember who you liked 2 months ago?
Like, like, like. What is meant by “like?” Like romantically? Or just plain like? The person who writes these surveys never specifies
Last person you had a deep conversation with?
It was case-related, so I can’t talk about it
Would you prefer being locked in a room with your ex or your worst enemy?
Well, considering my ex is a woman, and she makes me feel like doing some things I would regret; so at least with my worst enemy, anything I do would be justified, so I’ll go with the latter
Who was the last person to text you before you went to bed last night?
A co-worker. And I go to bed in the morning
Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
Yes
Could you ever be friends with the person who hurt you most in life?
That would be my ex-wife, and no
Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
Yes, my mom and my niece
Is there someone you will never forget?
In a good sense, or in a bad sense? Heck, there are people who fit into both categories
Has someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?
Yup, and she was lying
Think back in April, how was your love life then?
Same as it is now. Tumbleweeds are blowing across it
What do you smell like right now?
Probably like the Duquenois-Levine reagent
Are you mad at anyone right now?
Not mad. Disappointed, but not mad
Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
My mom bought it in Australia
Are you happy?
Yes, but I’d be happier if I were married
Do you miss anyone?
Yes
Does the last person who texted you make you smile?
Yes, my sister-in-law does
Seven months ago do you remember who you liked?
There's that unspecific "like" again
Are you looking forward to anything?
Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow with a few co-workers. That and the releases of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince on DVD and Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks for Nintendo DS
Do you currently have any hickeys?
Sadly, no
How do you feel about your hair right now?
I need to get it cut
What was the first thing you did this morning?
If you mean “this morning” like after midnight, then I was just getting to work
Are you going to be home tonight?
I work graveyard, so no
Has the opposite sex ever written you a poem?
No
What do you hear right now?
Rush’s “Stick it Out.” It sounds like a James Bond theme
Are you a jealous person?
I have no idea. I hope not
How many windows are open on your computer?
Five
Do you like ice cream?
I love it, but I'm currently trying to maintain a certain weight
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
I was having a very sexy dream, involving a redhead or two, and when my cell phone went off in the middle of it, I said to myself, “The world had better be frakking ending...” But it was a call from my detective friend, and it was business-related
You know that you could die in t-minus 5 seconds, right?
I know, and I’m prepared for it. I haven’t been afraid of death since I was suicidal 20 years ago
If you could, would you kiss the last person you texted?
Only if my brother didn’t exist
Did you deny or accept your last friend request?
I accepted it
Do you know anyone who is pregnant right now?
Only an acquaintance
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with an H?
No
