i was walking out of my house going to my car (which is red though this has no bearring on the rest of this tale but hey) as i was going to the not so local corner shop (the local corner shop banned me as i demaned better rights for redds and wanted to cover the shop window in campaign posters) and just as i opened my car door (no remote central locking so had to use a key) a bird (a big imaginary red and xello (not quite yellow more mellow) (and yes i did just put brackets in more brackets) with starnge feather and a liking for fine wine) didn't fly even remotely near my head which was lucky and even better the corner shop had some fresh doughnuts good day all in all.*





*things in this blog may be false, no animals came to any harm in the making of this blog and beware birds can attack or fly low and poop on u 

redds rule

 

Tags: Bird Attack Lizzie

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