Things To Do When Your ISP Is Down1. Dial 911 immediately
2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years
3. Shower
4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote
5. Work
6. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off
7. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family
8. You mean there's something else to do?
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