Why potatoes?!?!?!? Well isn't that obvious???? I mean, I am going to have a pirate zeppelin fleet looming over the planet, I need ammunition for their potatoe gun broadsides.... Honestly.. tsk tsk.. Can't fight a war without ammunition...
lol hot damn, I'm not the only sicko..... Hmmm world domination, eh.... Slowly.... I still have to take over Idaho first you know, establish a power base and all that.... Control the potatoes.... That kinda stuff...