Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.



I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.



As it turned out, she barely said good morning,let alone 'Happy Birthday.

'

I thought... Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids... they will remember.



My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.


So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat depressed.



As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,
'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.



I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door
and said,
'You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.

'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.


Let's go !'

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.


She chose instead at a quiet restaurant with a private table.


We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.



On the way back to the office, Jane said,
'You know, It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?'

I responded,
'I guess not.

What do you have in mind?'

She said,
'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.

'


After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.


I'll be right back...'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.



She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing

'Happy Birthday'!!

And I just sat there...

On the couch...


Naked.