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your best one liner???
Posted On 05/16/2008 00:01:25 by locorojo
so.... i want to laugh!!! anyways..... maybe if we could all collectively drop some short one liners or whatever.... that might supply me my laughs?!?!?!???? my personal creation comes from the whole "your momma" saga! so....... here we go..... i shall start this sharade and we will see where it goes! please..... be funny..... or...... i might just have to come back and poke jokes at youlol





"your mommas breath is so bad...... when she picks her teeth...... she gets canker sores on her fingertips!!!"

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From: Johnisred
05/17/2008 04:58:04
My best one liner is the SS Winston Churchill, newcastle to esjberg in 8 hours....


From: GingerBurg
05/16/2008 05:50:53
My Scottish mate Colin does a great Sean Connery impression.  So if you ever say you'll do someting at 10ish, his one liner is "ten ish? but I haven't got a racquet"

It's only funny the first couple of times.


From: FamilyJules
05/16/2008 00:11:21
This isn't really a one liner, but when i was in school, I would tend to answer questions with "jomama."  Just, you know, for fun.

You know? Like, "your mama"?

Yes anyway, so we were doing a critique on a layout and it was of a BMX biker flying over a mountain. One of the guys asked, "what mountain is that?"

Without thinking, I said "Mount Jomama."

Took a split second then everyone broke up and that's when I realized what I'd said.

So.....that's mine.


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