To Lengthen or not to Lengthen

Just got this email:

"Dude, I discovered very amazing thing and want to tell you about it.

Before I began to use this thing my male 0rg@n was too small so small that I feel shy to speak about the length.
But now my life has changed. I increased my dev|cce size, girls love me too mush that now I am happy.
P.S At present I can come 7 times during the night. Do you fell the difference?

http://www.saggard.com"

 

Brought up some very important points I thought. Discuss.

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Redheadedness Spreads

My question is, how come I get penis enhancing e-mails?

In my humble opinion, it's more about girth than length. In fact, after, I think it's 3 inches into the Virginia, there aren't anymore nerve-endings, so you can't actually feel it unless it hits the g-spot. And not all womens have those, you know.

But more importantly, I don't believe in the power of the pee-pee-pump, so I don't think anyone should waste their money.

If it DID work, you better believe there would be no war.

War=mygodisbetterthanyourgod=mypenisisbiggerthanyourpenis=manireallywishmyp eniswerebigger 

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Sister, when I've raised Hell, you'll know it.

AMEN Hills!

And I get those, too.

Something about "juli_dee" make them think I need peen help.

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The world was made for those not cursed with self-awareness. The rest of us are fucked.

hm. so what you're saying is... "go for it." 

 

sweet.

 

thanks guys! 

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Redheadedness Spreads

The mere thought of enhancing my organ makes my eyes water, you really can have too much of a good thing.

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Run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, i'm the ginger head man!

Okay - you are kidding me right?

 

It's not the size of the wave but the motion in the ocean

 

It doesn't matter if you hit bottom so long as you raise hell with the sides....

 

Um - yeah

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Accept that taking responsibility means not blaming anyone or anything for your situation (and this includes yourself.)

EuniceCrankyponts wrote: Okay - you are kidding me right?   It's not the size of the wave but the motion in the ocean   It doesn't matter if you hit bottom so long as you raise hell with the sides....   Um - yeah -

mayhaps I am, mayhaps I aint.  Mayhaps I thought I was in the firecrotch group for a moment there.   Mayhaps I should stop with this conjecture and get back to work.  mayhaps...

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Run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, i'm the ginger head man!

Mayhaps is a word best used sparingly, methinks

Get thee back to work, Burgie.

Er, so I'm late and you already did, whatever.


I would like to have a peen for a day. Just to feel what it, well, feels like.

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The world was made for those not cursed with self-awareness. The rest of us are fucked.

FamilyJules wrote: Mayhaps is a word best used sparingly, methinks Get thee back to work, Burgie. Er, so I'm late and you already did, whatever. I would like to have a peen for a day. Just to feel what it, well, feels like.

It's ok I suppose.  It's fun being able to stand up while you pee, and writing your name in the snow and stuff. 

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Run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, i'm the ginger head man!